Because my friends are far more clever than I and a gchat status is the awesomest way to indicate your mood, level of wit, and general lovability;  a rundown of status messages I have loved today:


“monogamy is for taxes” Erica

Also Rachel

Not like the cream of the crop… More like the 3rd tier of corn 😉


figures she should win the science fair, rule the kingdom and get the prince as an afterthought

This one was tecnically Mine, but Claire said it

Hamlet: When Lesbian Nuns Attack!*

*For your reference, the concept has since been changed to – Hamlet: An Island Adventure…call telecharge now!